I have managed to scare myself into believeing that there is some sort of witch or scary looking being right outside my window. I don’t quite know how this happened. Ok, I kind of do. I was looking though this list of hoaxes on Wikipedia, and one of them mentioned a family who said they saw ghosts in a house where a family had been killed. I know this is a hoax, because it was on the list of hoaxes, but while reading this, I had the mental image of a scary being, in black robes and witch-like and floating, outside my window. A part of my brain says ‘You are stupid, there are obviously no floating-

juuses JEESUS CHRIST WAS THAT A FIREWORK? WHY ARE PEOPLE DOING FIREWORKS IT IS THE FUCKING FIFTH OF JULY and I am kind of really super scared right now, for christsakes stop it!-

evil witch being outside your window right now” but the other part says “Omg omg omg there is a floating witch outside my window omg, and if I open the blinds to look I will be scared ‘cause omg i have never seen a scary witch thing’

I must say that before this day I thought myself a rational person. I don’t believe I am intoxicated, at the moment, and really this has never happened to me before, but I am the biggest scaredy cat ever.

Someone talk me out of this. Please?